Behind this link is Twitter user @robbercat's rendition of a campaign speech by gloriously awful spambot @horse_ebooks.

Behind this link is Twitter user @robbercat's rendition of a campaign speech by gloriously awful spambot @horse_ebooks.
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“Everything is going to change for you, starting today.” Your mind cannot handle this.

This must be read.

Source: twitter.com
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